wooh, someone bought some stickers and a zine from my Etsy store!
Jerry Seinfeld For Kids
my sleep schedule is beyond fucked and I’m only 2 days into the work week from hell
i hate small talk
tell me about how you once made a bong out of a Monster can but there was a wasp nest inside and that’s why the old lady who works at Denny’s doesn’t give you handies anymore or tell me about that time your friend Todd bifrucated his toe with a souped-up weedwhacker and started pissing directly on the exposed bone hollering “It’s sterile!” or talk to me about your mum’s multicellular demon eyes and your dad’s obscenely homophobic comments in the parent-teacher conference that resulted in his being in court when you placed second in the regional fig newton eating contest. I don’t care about your fucked up collection of frozen-off warts and you don’t care about how my majestic collection of Rob Zombie CDs was stolen by the local Juggalo chapter in an on going feud.
"I want to force us to stay awake and talk about something even though we’d both rather just fall asleep already."
preeetty much. It just strikes me as an excuse for people to try and convince themselves that they’re smart.
I hate all those ‘I wanna do something pseudo philosophical with you at 2 am’ posts, being up at 2 am without a really good reason sucks and the stuff you wanna do sounds boring
If you’re not an Anti-Capitalist all your other stances and postering of “social justice” are bull shit
I’m so much bigger than this cat I could squash her and yet she’s really gonna hiss at me for moving while she’s trying to sleep on me sigh no respect