Wednesday, July 30, 2014

why does McDonald’s iced tea taste like someone put a cigarette out in it

Anonymous said: I wish you were my lesbian girlfriend so we could own cactus babies together.

aw this is the best message I’ve ever gotten

I see a lot of photos on Tumblr of cacti planted in coffee mugs and while it’s a cute idea I think it raises the risk of killing your plant. For one, Cactus NEED to be in well-draining soil. Since there are no holes on the bottom it can’t drain well and might rot the roots. Another thing is that clay is more insulating and will take longer to cool down so if your cactus is in a really sunny spot, which is usually preferable, it could overheat and burn the roots. A light colored plastic pot is optimal for most cactus. Be kind to your cactos if you want em around a while.

my mom makes crazy cake boss cakes and she thought I really wanted that for my future wedding cake

my mom makes crazy cake boss cakes and she thought I really wanted that for my future wedding cake

I stopped washing my hair and after a while it gets greasy maybe once every couple of months. If you’re not a hormonal teenager or exposed to a deep fryer several hours a day there’s not really a reason for it.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

palestinianpapi:

In just 3 days of boycotting Coke is down 8% and McDonalds is down 10%! Keep boycotting!

Here is a link of big brands to also boycott that support and aid illegal Israel: http://m.mic.com/articles/81363/9-brands-you-can-boycott-to-hold-israel-accountable-for-its-violation-of-international-law

Another addition to the fam, the tall guy, Euphorbia Keithii. I just learned these are actually not considered cactus, but I like the way it looks so I think it’s a fit for my collection.

Another addition to the fam, the tall guy, Euphorbia Keithii. I just learned these are actually not considered cactus, but I like the way it looks so I think it’s a fit for my collection.

rosschaoscomics:

"You. Here. Now"

rosschaoscomics:

"You. Here. Now"

woo, got another job, I don’t have to be a dishwasher

Monday, July 28, 2014

My friend really wants me to take the open dishwasher position at the restaurant she manages and I don’t wanna be rude because I’m desperate but I just… reeaaally fuckin don’t wanna be a dishwasher