Thursday, September 18, 2014

Instead of getting older you start biding time

composing a sentence with an accidental rhyme

distressed by forward motion

squandered seconds creeping

wonder if the years are racing you

or if you spent them sleeping

For an inside joke that’s pointless to explain my coworker was arranging our hams to take a picture to send me and at that moment our boss came around the corner and said “lookin at the hams?”

and my coworker said “yeah my sister brought me soup when I was sick the other day”

"so you were gonna get her a ham in exchange?"

"yep"

"great!"

observableparallax reblogged your post worb: yesterday i spent a good half h… and added:

I bet he did that one cover of “Problem” too but I don’t have the willpower to google it. This is

if you mean this then yes

worb:

yesterday i spent a good half hour watching youtube “parodies” by bart baker, the creator of that awful anaconda “parody”

each video is amazing and so much happens in every single one, and none of them contain a single joke. in multiple “parodies” there’s a line that’s like “this song is overplayed!!” and so many videos contain “jokes” about the video and song “brainwashing” the viewer that i’m pretty sure bart baker genuinely believes it

anyway this parody in particular left me completely speechless because of an unbelievable actual celebrity cameo that i don’t want to ruin for you

one reason I feel like people find it easy to downplay mental illness is that people don’t make it clear enough that a person with, say, a panic disorder feels anxious about exactly the same things any other person feels anxious about except they don’t have any ability to rationalize or control it and instead of stopping it snowballs. Therefore it’s easy for people to say “well I feel that way too so it can’t be THAT bad”.

signs that are not in my neighborhood but still worth sharing

signs that are not in my neighborhood but still worth sharing

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

a very special message

observableparallax:

marlboromiles:

observableparallax reblogged your photo and added:

Plus Salem was a puppet

yes, and he was a puppet

A real cat that looked like that would’ve become a meme long ago

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observableparallax reblogged your photo and added:

Plus Salem was a puppet

yes, and he was a puppet

ledi-babushka-soski:

lesbian-succubus:

loviely:

cuteys:

intricut:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

i love this

new favorite photo

i really wonder which one won omg

the black one probably


That one has a white foot

I don’t buy it. That show came out in 1996.

ledi-babushka-soski:

lesbian-succubus:

loviely:

cuteys:

intricut:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

i love this

new favorite photo

i really wonder which one won omg

the black one probably

That one has a white foot

I don’t buy it. That show came out in 1996.